Wisetalking Z-Deprived Non-Natives Part 1

Shak Attendance (April 18): Jubay, Hairy Critter, Pookiemonster, Plim, Pol, Jumping Johnny, Bilog, Jan Liit, Topher, Obi Doo, Fluffman, Riderman, Scotch Brite, Jep, Joma, Half-Pint

From AK-47 Gwadini-model (Gawa Dine) to PSP's latest craze Jap-game Patapon, the night has been a long race of open-ended tossing of opinions for the denizens of the Shak. As long as there is cox (Coke) and there are practical (sometimes crappy) matters to discuss, brain cells are open for frying. Stuffs that will make a run for talkshow host funds.

Here are sketches of the talks from the tambay session...

Hairy Critter's new Starscream toy.

# Wonderful World of Woman-dom

Statistics will prove that ladies should be throwing themselves upon our feet!!!
- Crispy Beef, da Shak's resident devil's advocate

On average, the sex ratio should be 3 females is to 1 male. AND the odds doesn't stop there. Read more...

On average, there's at least one happy person (gay) per 10 male. At etong isang ito (sadly) ay may kakayahan pang mang-syota ng kapwa lalaki! In short, makikipag-agawan pa sa female population! Further tightening the odds against our female counterparts.

On average, those happy people are more attractive masculinely than the heteros. Further narrowing the choices of the females.

On average, males have longer "shelf lives" than females, some are still of sexual activity until the age of 50.

I am a proponent of sexual equality but I can't defy nor deny what mathematics has presented here. Hehe. Malas lang.

I painted most of the parts of this Assault Marines at da Shak.

# Hello, Telephone?
Call Center talks, as me and Arvs shared interests on trying out working as an agent just for the heck of experiencing the environs and riding the bandwagon. We have at least know several denizens at da Shak who are (or had been) top dawgs in the industry to affirm and usher us in. Talk about call center perks...

...palaging may "team building", which is basically a euphemism of our typical "inuman". It's also a conscious effort to get the ladies drunk and pray for a score.

...easy money. Well, not really "easy" easy. But it should be the easiest job that will offer a decent pay aside from being a politician. Frankly though, it will not pay as much as I or Arvs are getting but a brief experience should be exciting.

...easy lay? Nuff said.

...excuse to bum and sleep whole day! Excuse to look sleepy when you're bored with somebody you're speaking with. Excuse to "take a rest" when you don't want to go some place you're required to. A good excuse why you're getting fat. Nice excuse to wear weird stuffs and call it fashion. Used as an excuse to flaunt and go rapid fire speaking English even when you're being addressed in Tagalog. For me, excuse not to be asked to donate blood (hindi pwede ang anemic... lagi puyat!)... wahoow!

...most decent job a {pick from the letters below} can get.

A. lazy ass applicant...
B. jobless socialite, konyo/pa-konyo, and the likes (who would still want to have a white-collar work)...
C. non-degree holders or degree holders who don't want to practice their craft...
D. people who are in dire need of instant big moolah (this i understand)...
E. dudes desperate for work (this too)...

*****

Part 2 of the near-witless discussions tomorrow!

DOTA muna!

Wisetalking Z-Deprived Non-Natives Part 1

Shak Attendance (April 18): Jubay, Hairy Critter, Pookiemonster, Plim, Pol, Jumping Johnny, Bilog, Jan Liit, Topher, Obi Doo, Fluffman, Riderman, Scotch Brite, Jep, Joma, Half-Pint

From AK-47 Gwadini-model (Gawa Dine) to PSP's latest craze Jap-game Patapon, the night has been a long race of open-ended tossing of opinions for the denizens of the Shak. As long as there is cox (Coke) and there are practical (sometimes crappy) matters to discuss, brain cells are open for frying. Stuffs that will make a run for talkshow host funds.

Here are sketches of the talks from the tambay session...

Hairy Critter's new Starscream toy.

# Wonderful World of Woman-dom

Statistics will prove that ladies should be throwing themselves upon our feet!!!
- Crispy Beef, da Shak's resident devil's advocate

On average, the sex ratio should be 3 females is to 1 male. AND the odds doesn't stop there. Read more...

On average, there's at least one happy person (gay) per 10 male. At etong isang ito (sadly) ay may kakayahan pang mang-syota ng kapwa lalaki! In short, makikipag-agawan pa sa female population! Further tightening the odds against our female counterparts.

On average, those happy people are more attractive masculinely than the heteros. Further narrowing the choices of the females.

On average, males have longer "shelf lives" than females, some are still of sexual activity until the age of 50.

I am a proponent of sexual equality but I can't defy nor deny what mathematics has presented here. Hehe. Malas lang.

I painted most of the parts of this Assault Marines at da Shak.

# Hello, Telephone?
Call Center talks, as me and Arvs shared interests on trying out working as an agent just for the heck of experiencing the environs and riding the bandwagon. We have at least know several denizens at da Shak who are (or had been) top dawgs in the industry to affirm and usher us in. Talk about call center perks...

...palaging may "team building", which is basically a euphemism of our typical "inuman". It's also a conscious effort to get the ladies drunk and pray for a score.

...easy money. Well, not really "easy" easy. But it should be the easiest job that will offer a decent pay aside from being a politician. Frankly though, it will not pay as much as I or Arvs are getting but a brief experience should be exciting.

...easy lay? Nuff said.

...excuse to bum and sleep whole day! Excuse to look sleepy when you're bored with somebody you're speaking with. Excuse to "take a rest" when you don't want to go some place you're required to. A good excuse why you're getting fat. Nice excuse to wear weird stuffs and call it fashion. Used as an excuse to flaunt and go rapid fire speaking English even when you're being addressed in Tagalog. For me, excuse not to be asked to donate blood (hindi pwede ang anemic... lagi puyat!)... wahoow!

...most decent job a {pick from the letters below} can get.

A. lazy ass applicant...
B. jobless socialite, konyo/pa-konyo, and the likes (who would still want to have a white-collar work)...
C. non-degree holders or degree holders who don't want to practice their craft...
D. people who are in dire need of instant big moolah (this i understand)...
E. dudes desperate for work (this too)...

*****

Part 2 of the near-witless discussions tomorrow!

DOTA muna!