Top Secret Entry
Obiology
Stolen this from Red (yata). Na-miss ko surveys, men!
(Repost this survey as "your name"-ology)
Q: What is your salad dressing of choice?
A. honey mustard
Q: What is your favorite fast food restaurant?
A. Garry's Grille (yung jollijeep ni Garry sa baba ng opis), Mikdonels (konyong McDo)
Q: What is your favorite sit-down restaurant?
A. Teriyaki Boy
Q: On average, what size tip do you leave at a restaurant?
A. yung matirang barya (wag lang lima at sampu... hinuhulog ko to sa alkansya)
Q: What food could you eat every day for two weeks and not get sick of it?
A: sisig at chopsuey
Q: What are your pizza toppings of choice?
A. keso, meatballs, bell pepper, pepperoni, kabute
Q: What do you like to put on your toast?
A. my bite
TECHNOLOGY
Q: What is your wallpaper on your computer?
A: picture ko at ng utal (babaeng utol) ko na magka-akbay (circa 1985)
Q: How many televisions are in your house?
A. afat
BIOLOGY
Q: Are you right-handed or left-handed?
A. right... but i'm willing to be a lefty. train me to the ways of the Left, Master.
Q: Have you ever had anything removed from your body?
A. snot... tsaka yung munting balat na tinatanggal pag tinutuli.
Q: What is the last heavy item you lifted?
A. yung container ng tubig namin para sa dispenser
Q: Have you ever been knocked unconscious?
A. pag bangenge sa alak
BULLCRAPOLOGY
Q: If it were possible, would you want to know the day you were going to die?
A. ayoko. surprise me.
Q: If you could change your name, what would you change it to?
A. Rumpelstiltskin
Q: What color do you think looks best on you?
A. violet
Q: Have you ever swallowed a non-food item by mistake?
A. hair strand
Q: Have you ever saved someone’s life?
A. hindi pa. try ko mamya.
Q: Has someone ever saved yours?
A. wala pa. try ko mag hanap mamya.
DAREOLOGY
Q: Would you kiss a member of the same sex for $100?
A. smack lang. tangena.
Q: Would you allow one of your little fingers to be cut off for $200,000
A. hindi na oi!
Q: Would you never blog again for $50,000?
A. oo ba! money down!
Q: Would you pose naked in a magazine for $250,000?
A. bring it on :)
Q: Would you drink an entire bottle of hot sauce for $1000?
A. game.
Q: Would you, without fear of punishment, take a humans life for $1,000,000?
A. depends on who to kill
DUMBOLOGY
Q: What is in your left pocket?
A. hanky
Q: Is Napoleon Dynamite actually a good movie?
A. malay
Q: Do you have hardwood or carpet in your house?
A. may carpet... nakatago. may hardwood... nakatambak.
Q: Do you sit or stand in the shower?
A. stand.
Q: How many pairs of flip flops do you own?
A. flip flops are for genteel college girls
Q: Last time you had a run-in with the cops?
A. later
Q: What do you want to be when you grow up?
A. emperor of the world
Q: Who is number 1 on your top 8?
A. Andi 9
LASTOLOGY
Q: Last friend you talked to?
A. Wacha
Q: Last person who called you?
A. si Mam Manager
Q: Person you hugged?
A. sila kambal
Q: Person you kissed?
A. sila kambal
FAVORITOLOGY
Q: Number?
A. 7
Q: Season?
A: four seasons? wahaha. corny ampota.
CURRENTOLOGY
Q: Missing someone?
A. yes
Q: Mood?
A. lazy
Q: Listening to?
A: tap tap tap of the keyboard
Q: Watching?
A. my answers pop out of the notepad
Q: Worrying about?
A. nothing
RANDOMOLOGY
Q: First place you went this morning?
A. sa kubeta
Q: What can you not wait to do?
A. the next sailing trip
Q: What’s the last movie you saw?
A. Patikim ng Pinya
Q: Do you smile often?
A: maybe
Q: Are you a friendly person?
A. you wish
*****
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All together now!
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Singing the songs, the music that you like.
We're brothers 'til the end of time,
Together or not, you're always in my heart
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- Renaldo Lapuz
Spongebob Squarepants
What cartoon character are you??
You Are ===>
Spongebob Squarepants
You are the classic person that everyone loves. You are the best friend that anyone could ever have and never want to loose. You never cause harm to anyone and they would never not understand your feelings. Life is a journey it's funny and calm for the most part. Stay away from traitors and jealous people then you will be stress-free.
Kala ko pa naman ako si Patrick Starfish! Mas idol ko yun e. Dumb dumb.
*****
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3 Comments:
obi-ology nga!
nice survey.
ayos pre. i'll try to answer this as well as soon as i get over the fact that in that picture you are wearing a susie and geno t-shirt that looks kinda gay.
ace: aceology!
bro: excuse me. "in" ako sa fashion nung mga panahong yan. look at the stripes pare. very 80's. haha.
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