Thing's Girls Should NOT Know

Things Girls Don't Know
Grabbed from Roshie's website... by force. Waha!

Nung nabasa ko ito, napangiti ako sa maraming items. I know it's mostly true for guys but I wanna check out how many items are applicable to me. Gandang guide nito sa mga bebots. Sana meron ding version na para sa amin namang mga boyz.

Legend: T/F- True/False (doh!)

*Guys hate sluts even though they have sex with them!
-- T... Sex is sex but sluts are sluts. Nuff said. Haha.

*"Hey, are you busy?" or "Are you doing something?" ~ two phrases guys open with to stop from stammering on the phone.
-- T... Hindi ako pala-tawag sa phone kaya pag tumawag ako sa girl, it means a lot... kahit ang sasabihin ko lang e "busy ka ba?". Waha!

*Guys may be flirting around all day but before they go to sleep, they always think about the girl they truly care about.
-- T

*Before they call, guys try to plan out a little about what they're gonna say so there aren't awkward pauses, but once he's on the phone he forgets it all and makes it up as he goes.
-- T, may kopya pa ako nung past "scripts" ko

*Guys go crazy over a girl's smile.
-- T, baliw ako sa magandang ngiti.

*Guys will do anything just to get you to notice him.
-- F

*Guys hate it when you talk about your ex-boyfriend or ex love-interest. Unless they're goin for the let-her-complain-to-you-and-then-have-her-realize-how-wonderful-and-nice-you-are method.
-- F

*A guy who likes you wants to be the only guy you talk to.
-- F

*Boyfriends need to be reassured often that they're still loved.
-- T, of kors. Even girlfriends needed that!

*Don't talk about your guy friends to your boyfriend.
-- F

*Guys get jealous easily.
-- F

*Guys are more emotional than they'd like people to think.
-- T, dapat macho ang aura syempre! waha.

*Giving a guy a hanging message like "You know what?!..uh...nevermind.." would make him jump to a conclusion that is far from what you are thinking. And he'll assume he did something wrong and he'll obsess about it trying to figure it out.
-- T, "obsess"... nice choice of word.

*Guys are good flatterers when courting but they usually stammer when they talk to a girl they really like.
-- T, hari ako ng utal pag trip ko ang kausap ko... kaya minsan mas minamabuti ko pang hindi na lang magsalita. hehe.

*Guys hate asking parents for money to buy girls presents. So they come up with ideas like saving their lunch money for a week. But it never works because guys are always hungry so they end up asking the parents for money anyway.
-- F (not now that i already have work)

*Girls are guys' weaknesses.
-- T

*Guys are very open about themselves.
-- T

*It's good to test a guy first before you trust him. But don't let him wait too long.
-- T, so true.

*Your bestfriend, whom your boyfriend seeks help from about his problems with you may end up being admired by your boyfriend.
-- T

*If a guy tells you about his problems, he just needs someone to listen to him. You don't need to give advice.
-- T

*A usual act that proves that the guy likes you is when he teases you.
-- T (eto yung "style-mo-bulok" move ng most dudes)

*Guys love you more than you love them if they are serious in your relationships.
-- T!! T!! T!!

*Guys will brag about anything.
-- T, guilty.

*Guys use words like hot or cute to describe girls. We rarely use beautiful. If a guy uses that, he likes you a whole hell of a lot.
-- T (hee hee... guilty ulet)

*No matter how much guys talk about asses and boobs, personality is key.
-- T!!!!!!

*Guys learn from experience not from the romance books that girls read and take as their basis of experience.
-- T

*Guys worry about the thin line between being compassionate and being whipped.
-- F

*Guys think WAY too much. One small thing a girl does, even if she doesn't notice it can make the guy think about it for hours, trying to figure out what it meant.
-- T

*Guys seek for advice from girls not other guys. Because most guys think alike, so if one guy's confused, then we're all confused.
-- T (haha nakakatawa ito... pero tama!)

*Any guy could write out a rulebook or advice book for flirting, but no guy can write out a book about relationships.
-- T

*Try to be as straightforward as possible.
-- T, how confusing it is for guys to read what a girl wants to imply!

*If the guy does something stupid in front of the girl, he will think about it for the next couple days or until the next time he spends time with the girl.
-- T

*If a guy looks unusually calm and laid back, he's probably faking it and is spazzing inside.
-- T, hehe.

*When a guy says he is going crazy about the girl, he really is. Guys rarely say that.
-- T (i'm crazy for you... yikeee!)

*When a guy asks you to leave him alone, he's just actually saying, "Please come and listen to me."
-- T

*Guys don't really have final decisions.
-- F

*If a guy starts to talk seriously, listen to him. It doesn't happen that often, so when it does, you know something's up.
-- T

*If your best guy friend seems to avoid you or is never around when you're with your boyfriend, he's probably jealous and likes you.
-- T (ahh, eto sakitan na 'to. walang patamaan! wahaha.)

*When a guy tells you that you are beautiful, don't say you aren't. It makes them want to stop telling you that because they don't want you to disagree with them.
-- T

*When a guy looks at you for longer than a second, he's definitely thinking something.
-- T

*Guys like femininity not feebleness.
-- T, yeps... there's a BIG difference between the two

*Guys don't like girls who punch harder than they do.
-- F

*A guy has more problems than you can see with your naked eyes.
-- T

*Don't be a snob. Guys can be intimidated and give up easily.
-- T, so true for me... if a girl doesn't seem to show even a hint of interest, i take it as "makaramdam ka naman hoy!"-type of rejection... no matter how CRAZY i am to her. there are such things as "sobrang pakipot" but it doesn't have to be in such a snobbish way.

*Everything in moderation. Put on makeup, wear perfume. Just not too much.
-- T! para sakin, if a girl is confident with her beauty, she doesn't need much of these stuffs. ayoko lalo yung tingin ng tingin sa lahat ng madaanang salamin! maganda ka na, why do you need to double check it from time to time. haha.

*Guys talk about girls more than girls talk about guys.
-- T

*Guys hate rejection, but they hate being led on even more.
-- T

*If you are going to reject a guy, just do it. Don't say they are like a brother or just good friends, it just hurts even more. Tell them that you aren't interested in a relationship and they will respect you.
-- T!

*Guys really think that girls are strange and have unpredictable decisions and are MAD confusing but somehow are drawn even more to them.
-- T

*A guy would give his left nut to be able to read a girl's mind for a day.
-- T! now you know how effin confusing it is to read a girl from our point-of-view!

*No guy can handle all his problems on his own. He's just too stubborn to admit it.
-- T

*Not all guys are assholes. Just because ONE is a jackass doesnt mean he represents ALL of them.
-- T, tangena sobrang tama!

*They don't like girls who are too skinny.
-- T

*They love it when girls talk about their boobs.
-- T? wahaha. boys will be boys.

*Always make sure you know what kind of stuff your getting into before making out with a guy ...like wheather it's a one time deal or not ....
-- T

*Believe it or not shy guys are the most easiest to talk to..it may not seem right but trust me they will start opening up like books after you just ask them questions about their lives and tell them about yours...
-- T

*When a guy hits your butt it means that he wants you sexually.
-- F? wahaha. sige na nga... T!

*Even if they refuse it all guys are ticklish on the ribs..
-- T

*Guys love neck rubs and if he lets you keep doing it ..it means that he really likes you or his neck really hurts...
-- F

*Guys will test the waters to see how far they can get with you. Even if he doesn't intend to, it will happen. Know how far it is you want to let him go and he will respect that...after you let him know a couple times.
-- T

*When a guy sacrifices his sleep and health just to be with you, he really likes you and wants to be with you as much as possible.
-- T!!! T!!! zombie mode!!!

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Thing's Girls Should NOT Know

Things Girls Don't Know
Grabbed from Roshie's website... by force. Waha!

Nung nabasa ko ito, napangiti ako sa maraming items. I know it's mostly true for guys but I wanna check out how many items are applicable to me. Gandang guide nito sa mga bebots. Sana meron ding version na para sa amin namang mga boyz.

Legend: T/F- True/False (doh!)

*Guys hate sluts even though they have sex with them!
-- T... Sex is sex but sluts are sluts. Nuff said. Haha.

*"Hey, are you busy?" or "Are you doing something?" ~ two phrases guys open with to stop from stammering on the phone.
-- T... Hindi ako pala-tawag sa phone kaya pag tumawag ako sa girl, it means a lot... kahit ang sasabihin ko lang e "busy ka ba?". Waha!

*Guys may be flirting around all day but before they go to sleep, they always think about the girl they truly care about.
-- T

*Before they call, guys try to plan out a little about what they're gonna say so there aren't awkward pauses, but once he's on the phone he forgets it all and makes it up as he goes.
-- T, may kopya pa ako nung past "scripts" ko

*Guys go crazy over a girl's smile.
-- T, baliw ako sa magandang ngiti.

*Guys will do anything just to get you to notice him.
-- F

*Guys hate it when you talk about your ex-boyfriend or ex love-interest. Unless they're goin for the let-her-complain-to-you-and-then-have-her-realize-how-wonderful-and-nice-you-are method.
-- F

*A guy who likes you wants to be the only guy you talk to.
-- F

*Boyfriends need to be reassured often that they're still loved.
-- T, of kors. Even girlfriends needed that!

*Don't talk about your guy friends to your boyfriend.
-- F

*Guys get jealous easily.
-- F

*Guys are more emotional than they'd like people to think.
-- T, dapat macho ang aura syempre! waha.

*Giving a guy a hanging message like "You know what?!..uh...nevermind.." would make him jump to a conclusion that is far from what you are thinking. And he'll assume he did something wrong and he'll obsess about it trying to figure it out.
-- T, "obsess"... nice choice of word.

*Guys are good flatterers when courting but they usually stammer when they talk to a girl they really like.
-- T, hari ako ng utal pag trip ko ang kausap ko... kaya minsan mas minamabuti ko pang hindi na lang magsalita. hehe.

*Guys hate asking parents for money to buy girls presents. So they come up with ideas like saving their lunch money for a week. But it never works because guys are always hungry so they end up asking the parents for money anyway.
-- F (not now that i already have work)

*Girls are guys' weaknesses.
-- T

*Guys are very open about themselves.
-- T

*It's good to test a guy first before you trust him. But don't let him wait too long.
-- T, so true.

*Your bestfriend, whom your boyfriend seeks help from about his problems with you may end up being admired by your boyfriend.
-- T

*If a guy tells you about his problems, he just needs someone to listen to him. You don't need to give advice.
-- T

*A usual act that proves that the guy likes you is when he teases you.
-- T (eto yung "style-mo-bulok" move ng most dudes)

*Guys love you more than you love them if they are serious in your relationships.
-- T!! T!! T!!

*Guys will brag about anything.
-- T, guilty.

*Guys use words like hot or cute to describe girls. We rarely use beautiful. If a guy uses that, he likes you a whole hell of a lot.
-- T (hee hee... guilty ulet)

*No matter how much guys talk about asses and boobs, personality is key.
-- T!!!!!!

*Guys learn from experience not from the romance books that girls read and take as their basis of experience.
-- T

*Guys worry about the thin line between being compassionate and being whipped.
-- F

*Guys think WAY too much. One small thing a girl does, even if she doesn't notice it can make the guy think about it for hours, trying to figure out what it meant.
-- T

*Guys seek for advice from girls not other guys. Because most guys think alike, so if one guy's confused, then we're all confused.
-- T (haha nakakatawa ito... pero tama!)

*Any guy could write out a rulebook or advice book for flirting, but no guy can write out a book about relationships.
-- T

*Try to be as straightforward as possible.
-- T, how confusing it is for guys to read what a girl wants to imply!

*If the guy does something stupid in front of the girl, he will think about it for the next couple days or until the next time he spends time with the girl.
-- T

*If a guy looks unusually calm and laid back, he's probably faking it and is spazzing inside.
-- T, hehe.

*When a guy says he is going crazy about the girl, he really is. Guys rarely say that.
-- T (i'm crazy for you... yikeee!)

*When a guy asks you to leave him alone, he's just actually saying, "Please come and listen to me."
-- T

*Guys don't really have final decisions.
-- F

*If a guy starts to talk seriously, listen to him. It doesn't happen that often, so when it does, you know something's up.
-- T

*If your best guy friend seems to avoid you or is never around when you're with your boyfriend, he's probably jealous and likes you.
-- T (ahh, eto sakitan na 'to. walang patamaan! wahaha.)

*When a guy tells you that you are beautiful, don't say you aren't. It makes them want to stop telling you that because they don't want you to disagree with them.
-- T

*When a guy looks at you for longer than a second, he's definitely thinking something.
-- T

*Guys like femininity not feebleness.
-- T, yeps... there's a BIG difference between the two

*Guys don't like girls who punch harder than they do.
-- F

*A guy has more problems than you can see with your naked eyes.
-- T

*Don't be a snob. Guys can be intimidated and give up easily.
-- T, so true for me... if a girl doesn't seem to show even a hint of interest, i take it as "makaramdam ka naman hoy!"-type of rejection... no matter how CRAZY i am to her. there are such things as "sobrang pakipot" but it doesn't have to be in such a snobbish way.

*Everything in moderation. Put on makeup, wear perfume. Just not too much.
-- T! para sakin, if a girl is confident with her beauty, she doesn't need much of these stuffs. ayoko lalo yung tingin ng tingin sa lahat ng madaanang salamin! maganda ka na, why do you need to double check it from time to time. haha.

*Guys talk about girls more than girls talk about guys.
-- T

*Guys hate rejection, but they hate being led on even more.
-- T

*If you are going to reject a guy, just do it. Don't say they are like a brother or just good friends, it just hurts even more. Tell them that you aren't interested in a relationship and they will respect you.
-- T!

*Guys really think that girls are strange and have unpredictable decisions and are MAD confusing but somehow are drawn even more to them.
-- T

*A guy would give his left nut to be able to read a girl's mind for a day.
-- T! now you know how effin confusing it is to read a girl from our point-of-view!

*No guy can handle all his problems on his own. He's just too stubborn to admit it.
-- T

*Not all guys are assholes. Just because ONE is a jackass doesnt mean he represents ALL of them.
-- T, tangena sobrang tama!

*They don't like girls who are too skinny.
-- T

*They love it when girls talk about their boobs.
-- T? wahaha. boys will be boys.

*Always make sure you know what kind of stuff your getting into before making out with a guy ...like wheather it's a one time deal or not ....
-- T

*Believe it or not shy guys are the most easiest to talk to..it may not seem right but trust me they will start opening up like books after you just ask them questions about their lives and tell them about yours...
-- T

*When a guy hits your butt it means that he wants you sexually.
-- F? wahaha. sige na nga... T!

*Even if they refuse it all guys are ticklish on the ribs..
-- T

*Guys love neck rubs and if he lets you keep doing it ..it means that he really likes you or his neck really hurts...
-- F

*Guys will test the waters to see how far they can get with you. Even if he doesn't intend to, it will happen. Know how far it is you want to let him go and he will respect that...after you let him know a couple times.
-- T

*When a guy sacrifices his sleep and health just to be with you, he really likes you and wants to be with you as much as possible.
-- T!!! T!!! zombie mode!!!

*****

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