You Can't Lose What You Don't Have

Got this from an email. It's a briefly nice read for something goofy. Ako na lang ang naglagay ng pamagat, wala eh. Edited some words too, para mas laughtrip.


"The Boy Who Has A Temper Tantrum"

Once upon a time, there was a lonely baby boy sitting in the park, crying ever so badly.

A wise philosopher happened to pass by on his Harleys, and asked caringly...

The baby boy said...

Then the baby boy took his wallet and showed the philosopher a picture of his cute little girlfriend...
(Awwwwww, so cute!!! - obi)
After looking at the photo, the philosopher laughed thunderously, clutching his beer belly. He said with a snort...

"DEMMIT, YOU ARE SO DUMB, MAN!"
The baby boy went absolutely crazy, dived on the lawn, and flailed his stubby arms and legs around, crying out loud! He yelled at the snickering philosopher...

Then, with a tone same as those of Professor Dumbledore's, the philosopher smugly told his wisecrack...

Instantly, the baby boy felt better as if somebody gave him a pacifier...
The Catch...
If you look at what you do not have in life, you don't have anything. If you look at what you have in life, you have everything.

The Moral...
Don't get sleepy at work so you won't busy yourself with cheaply-done comic strips.

You Can't Lose What You Don't Have

Got this from an email. It's a briefly nice read for something goofy. Ako na lang ang naglagay ng pamagat, wala eh. Edited some words too, para mas laughtrip.


"The Boy Who Has A Temper Tantrum"

Once upon a time, there was a lonely baby boy sitting in the park, crying ever so badly.

A wise philosopher happened to pass by on his Harleys, and asked caringly...

The baby boy said...

Then the baby boy took his wallet and showed the philosopher a picture of his cute little girlfriend...
(Awwwwww, so cute!!! - obi)
After looking at the photo, the philosopher laughed thunderously, clutching his beer belly. He said with a snort...

"DEMMIT, YOU ARE SO DUMB, MAN!"
The baby boy went absolutely crazy, dived on the lawn, and flailed his stubby arms and legs around, crying out loud! He yelled at the snickering philosopher...

Then, with a tone same as those of Professor Dumbledore's, the philosopher smugly told his wisecrack...

Instantly, the baby boy felt better as if somebody gave him a pacifier...
The Catch...
If you look at what you do not have in life, you don't have anything. If you look at what you have in life, you have everything.

The Moral...
Don't get sleepy at work so you won't busy yourself with cheaply-done comic strips.